My Apologies For All The Richards In The World, And A Speciel Visit From Miss Mary Mack

So i was just wondering, what makes people give a guy named Richard the nickname Dick??? That is just weird, you know. I SOO don´t understand that, it is like an insult.

Just so you know I really feel for you if your name is Richard and your nickname is Dick, because then you just don't know when people is making fun of you. :D Sorry to all Richard's and Dick's in the world!



So have just read White Is For Magic By Laurie Faria Stolarz, and it had this twisted version of Miss Mary Mack, and i don´t know i just kind of liked it. Check it out:

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack. All dressed in black, black, black. She has a knife, knife, knife, stuck in her back, back, back. She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe. She cannot cry, cry, cry. That's why she begs, begs, begs. She begs to die, die, die."

So of course i went on youtube, and look what i found, just to bad it hasn´t been made with a child singing it, because that could have been great!!!